Bugs. They kind of rule the Earth, plus they’re icky, nasty, and all over our foods whenever we eat outside. They invade our picnics and our homes. This madness has to end. Either they will rule the world or we will, and this is all out war. Time for an A-Salt! The Bug-a-Salt Salt Gun shoots salt pellets to put bugs in their place, and get them off our food!

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