Given you’re used to the finer things in life, you’ll want your child to get used to doing the same, so that they may grow into a fine businessperson from a young age. With the Diamond Studded Pacifier you’ll be able to do just that.

Sure, they probably won’t know the difference at first, but think of the potential. They’ll get used to sparkly stuff and they’ll quite likely insist on everything being sparkly throughout their lives – diamond studded diapers (because regular ones will be too bland), sparkly toys, clothing, shoes, Lamborghini….sparkling water, I guess?

And the best part?

They’ll make all their toddler friends cry because they want one too, and it’ll drive their parents crazy.

Also, think of the stares your little bundle of joy will get and what it’ll do to boost their self-esteem along the way.

That alone is worth the price tag!

Available at amazon.com for $17000