A must-read for every cat parent! How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives consolidates 8 crucial public service pamphlets into a clear, Q&A-style book that will help all cat owners teach their kitties to stay safe, be smart, and make good, pure decisions.

As only those who have them understand, raising a cat is big task that comes with great responsibility. It’s about much more than cooking healthy feline dinners and potty training. Your precious baby only 9 lives to live. In How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety, Zachary Auburn provides straightforward and firm, but also supportive advice on how to ensure Jasper or Lily doesn’t waste a single one. In addition to basic gun talks and safety lesson, the guide covers threats ranging from online predators to surviving in a post-apocalyptic wasteland. Specific questions addressed include:

  • “What is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?”
  • “What are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?”
  • “Why does my cat need to use the internet? Can’t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?”


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