You can’t trust just anyone to hold your toilet paper for you, but one person you can trust to do the job, is a knight. They’re loyal, faithful, and willing to do the job for thy king no matter how smelly the task. This Medieval Knight Toilet Paper Holder is a Knight in shining armor that you can mount to the wall in your bathroom and he will hold your toilet paper for you while you defecate like a true king.

Available at amazon.com for $63.59