Well. I wouldn’t argue it isn’t dirty. I’m just not sure I care enough to go to the lengths required to make my hiney shiney. I think this cleansing brush set for the bunghole is geared towards women anyway, judging by the pink and purple and blue and other shade of purple colors. Is this something girls want? Should I get one for She-Ra: Princess of Power, as a stocking stuffer this year?

The My Shiney Hiney set comes with soft and medium scrubbin’ bristle attachments and an ergonomic applicator brush for easy reaching ’round, down, and under. A suction cup shower holder and finger brush “for an even more intimate cleanse” are also included.

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