When not breaking up ice with their giant tusks, being even more awesome than unicorns, and being Reddit’s mascot second to bacon, narwhals remain mostly a mystery to most people. No one really knows what they do, where they are, or what the hell they actually are, unless David Attenborough tells us (not Oprah). Why not bring some life to the mysterious narwhals by using their massive tusks to hold your food while you bbq it.

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