Similar to the Stress Sausages we posted a while back, these scrotum shaped stress balls are a vulgar way to take out your stress at the office or at home. Simply attach the dangling balls to the underside of your desk, and whenever you feel your stress levels rising, simply reach over and give the balls a quick squeeze and tug. Now the only thing you have to worry about is Nancy from HR walking in on you squeezing your balls underneath your desk.

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