Garden hoses are ugly, that’s a fact, and no one really wants to look at one. Instead of having 200 feet of hose that’s tangled up in a bush and intertwined into random objects scattered across your dead overgrown lawn, why not stow it away into a fancy turtle. The turtle garden hose hider is a giant tortoise that has an opening on the top of its shell to stow away a garden hose instead of just attempting to ravel it into a circle on the ground (which is damn near impossible).

Available at amazon.com for $71.40